I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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