my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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