I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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