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So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Will exercising make me less horny?
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