Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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