I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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