It's Friday. Sex?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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