I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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