It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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