the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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