Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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