she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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