Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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