Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Randomize
