Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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