If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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