What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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