For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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