He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Houston, we have a squirter
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
