Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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