hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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