Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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