I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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