? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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In America we eat man semen.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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