I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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