Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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