If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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