no, he came in my armpit
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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