It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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