I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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