Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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