Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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