if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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