Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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