So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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