so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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