Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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