Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
