I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret