Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.