Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I need water and some morals
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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