Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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