Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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