I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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