Jerry, you need to find god
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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