So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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