ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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