so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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