there was a trapeze. enough said
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The air was thick with penises
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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