Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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