i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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