yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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