Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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