Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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