he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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