Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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